10-1: Joe Luppino-Esposito (editor of The Informer) is found by a rampaging mob, tarred, and feathered
5-9: More people attend the Nichol rally than alcoholic beverages are consumed at Informer victory party
Just make the check out to me now: Nichol returns as anything but a law professor
3-2: Barack Obama mentions this in his VA primary victory speech
10-1: Mike Huckabee mentions this in his concession speech
250-1: People who said "If Nichol's not welcome here than neither am I" don't come back next semester
2-1: The strike lasts three days or less
10-1: The strike lasts up to a week
15-1: Up to a month
Are you fucking kidding me-1: The strike gets Nichol reinstated
No Line (certain): This will all get blown out of proportionNo Line (also certain): The College will go on
1 comment:
I'll make sure there are more than enough alcoholic drinks are consumed at the party.
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