Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Oddsmakers

Odds on possible outcomes from the day's events:



10-1: Joe Luppino-Esposito (editor of The Informer) is found by a rampaging mob, tarred, and feathered



5-9: More people attend the Nichol rally than alcoholic beverages are consumed at Informer victory party



Just make the check out to me now: Nichol returns as anything but a law professor



3-2: Barack Obama mentions this in his VA primary victory speech



10-1: Mike Huckabee mentions this in his concession speech



250-1: People who said "If Nichol's not welcome here than neither am I" don't come back next semester

2-1: The strike lasts three days or less

10-1: The strike lasts up to a week

15-1: Up to a month

Are you fucking kidding me-1: The strike gets Nichol reinstated

No Line (certain): This will all get blown out of proportion



No Line (also certain): The College will go on

1 comment:

Nick Hoelker said...

I'll make sure there are more than enough alcoholic drinks are consumed at the party.